Doctor (D): Hows it going mate?

Patient (P): Not so good, i think i have gonorrhoea

D: oh okay, we'd have a look at it later. and on my record you had herpes the last time too?

P: yeah that was a while back, i think 3 years ago.

D: okay good so no more troubles there. So how is your chlamydia infection coming along?

P: its clearing up i think

D: And is your genital warts still bothering you?

P: Yeah thats the other thing i wanted you to look at too.

and unfortunately, at this point emma who was with me in the clinic burst out laughing (although she did try to smother it as a cough...but it was still pretty obvious) but hello! this bloke has almost all the STDs ever, except maybe HIV and syphilis (or maybe just not yet)...how gross is that?

haha the things we see as doctors...:)